You couldn't Make it up (No. 67 in a series of 134)

Does anyone know the number of a good bus driver who'd lend a young wan and her boyfriend a few thousand euros to buy a house that I am going tp rent from a man who doesn't yet own it but is willing to will it to my boyfriend in the event of his death? The bus driver's death, not my boyfriend's, of course!

Ogh, did I mention that this 3 year old house is in urgent need of significant renovations. And if my benefactor could present the asking price to the vendor as a fictional price paid plus a clatter more for the pretend renovations, this will allow my boyfriend and I to evade stamp duty.

Paige
P.S. Did I mention that I don't have boyfriend?