Normal Service resumes shortly

When I started blogging, I made myself a solmen promise. I wouldn't blog about himself, work or my new car. These three things were important in my life and not the sort of thing that I'd talk to perfect strangers about.

The fact that over the last ten days, I've lost one and had the other two stolen kind of changes things.

But I'm trying desperately hard to hold it together and blogging about losing my brilliant new job (through no fault of my own), my honorable wee car (thanks to some ignorant scumbag) and my boyfriend (thanks to that blonde leggy bitch from his past) in rapid succession, is more than this blog virgin can handle.

Anyway there are so many other things to tell you about. The approach from a political party to contribute to their election preparations (I'm sworen to secrecy, but it does go to show you that politicians are beginning to catch on to this blog stuff). The Champions League Final. Westmeath v Offaly, not! Or the importance of provence to men of Munster.

But all in good time. First, I beg your forgiveness faithful reader for taking my leave without as much as a by-your-leave. I hope you've missed me as much as I've missed your warm embrace. (Right now, even an angry riposte from Twenty Major would be a welcomed interaction!)

Paige