Oh Dear Enda

Dear Enda,
I was wondering if you would think about making trigonometry optional in the Leaving Cert also? I find it nearly as difficult as Irish and certainly less useful. And when you are at it, perhaps you could look into irregular French verbs, Hamlet and the political history of the Balkans?

I'll be 18 next year and will definitely vote for you seeing as you are such a brilliant leader of the Opposition.

Is mise le meas,
Paige